Comics: An example of what to expect from I Have Your Shit

The following excerpts were stolen from a popular social networking site (yeah, the one they made the movie about with the kid from Zombieland and Justin Bieber Timberlake):

im tempted to use Jesse James blog as a command center to launch a full frontal hate war campaign against those Big Bang Theory guys. hate that fucking show and its Jim Crowing of the comics scene.

Uncanny X-men would be so much better if they got Ron Garney to draw it. its just not as good as it should be. i like the writing but the lack of steady art is just killing me. *do not turn this into an anti-Greg Land thread. cause its likely you cant draw period.

the new “ghost of a lil boy in the window in Three men and a baby” is Spider-Man and Wolverine in the Avengers movie. theyre so there..

what are those things flying around and blowing shit up in the 10second Avengers trailer? anyone?

the man who fooled the world by insistingly denying that Spider-Man is in the Avengers Movie is lying. lets wait and see..

maybe i am telling the truth about Spider-Man in the Avengers movie and maybe im lying about Wolverine in the Avengers movie. only time will tell.

are those the Skrulls at 9seconds to 10seconds?

if i was nun id so take a ruler to PROPHET #21 for its radical naughtiness and innuendos. hurry and read this comic so i can spank you too.

dear internet, give me someone else to curse out for talking shit about comics. hurry. sincerely, The Batman of saying “Fuck” and “Shit”.

tomorrow DC drops Watchmen 2 news. and yes Spider-Man shows up in that too.

Coming Soon!