I’m still trapped aboard a flying saucer, but that doesn’t mean totally fun and inventive blog contests have to stop! Book marketing waits for no Alien Invasion Force!
Please choose the picture below which best illustrates the concept of Beautiful Maidens:
(A)
(B)
(C)
(The answer is B, but we’d had to have taken A on the technicality that’s a picture of Cinderella – which creates a whole Disney Princesses sort of paradox)
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Billy Purgatory happens to be the most badass skateboarder and sweet talker any broad can meet–even at the age of ten. He is also the target of supernatural forces he can’t understand, and doesn’t want to.
Billy just can’t seem to avoid all things Monster. Growing up, he encounters Devil Birds, gypsies, Time Zombies and vampires (and not the kind you want to bring home to your Pop, either). He tries to convince himself they’re not real by joining the army, fixing cars and even going to Vegas. But whenever Billy thinks he’s put it all behind him, a monster shows up, and it’s usually in the form of the beautiful Anastasia…
*Editor’s Note* We’d have also accepted this write-in:
Totally perfect attetion whore! You remind me of many ex-girlfriends. BAHAHAHA!
I thought I was one of your ex-girlfriends?