There is almost nothing that is absolute in this world we live in. Yetis are snorting bath salts, Aliens are abducting Kardashians, The Real World is still on the air … sometimes it seems like the whole world has gone brick-shithouse-crazy. There is one thing that I can rely on though, and will always be able to rely on no matter what they’re reporting on TMZ – I have the most amazing friends in the world.
This is not an over-speculation on my part, it’s a fact. Sometimes it doesn’t take much to hammer the point home, that people believe in you and they were thinking about you. That they took the time to do something kinda silly, but amazingly cool all the same.
My friends Justin & Laurel Matthews just went on vacation to sunny Orlando, and they took Billy Purgatory with them and brought back photographic evidence to prove it. It’s not that they took the pictures – it’s that they had the idea that’s so damn cool. They took time out of their lives to do it.
Your friends are thinking about you, and they have your back. If you ever lose sight of that, they’ll show you in the weirdest ways. Take comfort in your friends, everybody. They’re special and you’re special to them. They laugh at your dumb jokes (most times, they’re the only ones that get them), they’ll embarrass you by having the waiters make you stand on chairs at restaurants while the waiters sing Happy Birthday to you, they’ll kill zombies with you when the shit goes down.
Isn’t that what it’s all about?
(I robbed these out of Laurel’s FB album “Where has your Billy been?” with permission)
“The white man’s gods will not let him die.”
Solving crime!
On a Yeti Hunt!
Billy Purgatory ain’t afraid of no ghosts!
Relaxing on an exotic Florida beach!
Jungle Book!
“Mom?”
Chillaxin’ at Animal Kingdom!
Sherlock Holmes left that there!
Justin Matthews pays homage to a legend at Disney Hollywood Studios!
Laurel Matthews made the Hollywood Tower of Terror her bitch!
Thanks Justin & Laurel – you’re both completely badass!
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