11 Questions of Badassary w/ author Alex Kimmell

Alex Kimmell is an author and a badass. A former rockstar turned to scary-times writer, he will amaze you with his prose and his jump out of your seat debut novel, The Key to Everything.

Now, prepareth! Badassary awaits…

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Exhaustive research as always — even when I’m drunk.

1.  The Key to Everything was your first official novel, but your writing seems to have shown up a lot of places in the ramp up to said novel (Black Lantern Press, Front Row Lit, TheWordcount Podcast). How important was it for you, or in your opinion any writer, to just start doing it and getting your work out there to the world before you tackled a full-blown bookstravaganza?

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I was a songwriter long before I wrote prose. Lyrics and poems were all I ever made a serious attempt at with words before I wrote “the Key to everything”. Black Lantern Press, Front Row Lit and Wordcount were great opportunities for me. I’d already written the book and some other short pieces when I decided to approach them. They were very generous with their support and I’m honored to have been involved with their publications and associated with the other fantastic artists they support. Writing in short form for specified themes isstretching different muscles. I highly recommend reaching out to blogs and other avenues of publishing that are available to today’s writers.I don’t do it for the sole purpose of paddingmy resume though, but for the chanceto find new avenues ofexploring the art form.

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2.  You are from the San Fernando Valley, one of my old stomping grounds when I lived in LA. When did you first get pulled into music and start banging out soundscapes in the garage?

Yeah. I’m a Valley Boy for sure for sure. Gag me with a spoon and all that shit. Skateboards, parachute pants and shopping malls. We did all that crap before it was cool.

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Keeping it real in The 818.

Both my parents encouraged me at a young age to play music. When I turned ten, they told me to pick an instrument and stick with it for one year. It was a great way to help me learn discipline andexpose me to my creative side.

Fortunately for me my Mom loved the drums, believe it or not. I fell in love with it during my first lesson and annoyed the neighbors five to eight hours a day for years of wall rattling noise. Most of them were pretty cool with it though. The one asshole on our block moved after a couple of years of it. Some of the kids on the street actually thanked me.

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The chicks were completely unprepared for that smile and those stripes!

I was in that garage so much that my dad installed a portable air conditioning unit in the side door so I wouldn’t over heat during the hot Southern California summers. I played some sports too and was pretty good. But with red hair and freckles I got picked on and beat up a lot. This was back in the days before bullying was considered a bad thing. The one thing the bullies couldn’t give me shit about was playing drums. My life revolved around it. I got really lucky with my teachers too. I transferred to the Hamilton Academy of Music for my senior year of high school and that helped me get a scholarship at USC.

3.  I would imagine having a career in music and performing all the time is very different than being a writer. I trashed a Marriot Suite one time and the security guys asked me if I was a rockstar and I told them no, I was a writer. So I had to pay for everything I broke. You’d be shocked to know just how expensive those awful paintings of sailboats and sunsets really cost (Lord knows my credit card was). So, what’s the reality vs the fiction of being in a rock’n’roll band? Did anyone offer you a cigar? Did they ask you which one was Pink?

Ha!  I was pretty mellow compared to the rock star mystique. Most of my wildness came out on stage. I broke drumheads, cymbals and collapsed the arches in my feet from playing barefoot. I used to go on stage in nothing but my boxer shorts because I sweat so much that I ruined my clothes. The heyday was the early nineties’ Hollywood scene. Altrock-tastic!My band played everywhere. We played the Whiskey a go-go, the Roxy, the Troubador… we gigged all the time at every spot place on the Sunset Strip. A few bands that are pretty famous now used to open for us. Unfortunately my band imploded before we took off to any national success. Oh well. Typical rock and roll story I guess. Most of the juicy details must be kept under wraps to protect the guilty.

4.  You transitioned from music to writing, partly due to wanting to find new expression and learning how to channel all that while working through the realization that you had Multiple Sclerosis. It must have taken a tremendous amount of strength and determination in going from one very challenging creative career and diving headfirst into an altogether new one? What was your major motivating factor and what kept you going as you figured the whole book writing experience out?

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That’s Alex on drums. Keeping it real and bringing rain.

My wife made me do it. It’s as simple as that. Since I inhaled books like oxygen my entire life and wrote lyrics constantly, she suggested I try my hand at prose since my body refused to cooperate with the coordination I’d need to keep performing music to the level I needed and wanted. At first it was really fucking difficult. I thought everything I did was crap. I’d come up with some idea and write ten or fifteen pages. Then I’d delete it without showing anyone. Eventually she forced her way on to my computer and started reading. To my surprise, she liked some of it. So I kept going. To keep my creative expression juices flowing, I kept writing. Not for anyone to read, but for myself.

A friend of mine forced me to sign up on Facebook. I didn’t want to, but he not only twisted my arm, he created my account. The next morning I had close to one hundred friends saying hello that I hadn’t spoken too since we were kids. It was a great tool to catch up and stay current with everybody.

I started blogging. Mostly complaining about everything that drove me crazy, which is my real favorite hobby. I put up a couple of short ideas and started getting some nice feedback from people. Of course I thought they were just being nice.

Then a friend told me she liked the blog and wanted me to send her a few pieces to read. Apparently she liked them because she asked if she could show them to her boss. Why not right? Turns out it was Katherine and Ken from Booktrope. They both were interested in publishing something if I was willing to turn one of my ideas into a novel. I’d never given it much thought, but I figured I’d try. That turned into “the Key to everything”. Mostly luck, technology and some very amazing support from my wife and a few good friends made it happen. 

5.  The Key to Everything is a fantastic book, and it’s been likened more than once to classic Stephen King, which is never a bad thing? Why horror? How do you approach the horror genre to keep it fresh and interesting?

Thank you so much for the compliment. I’m honored that people even mention the book in the same conversation as Stephen King. When I first started reading the genre as a kid, his stories were the first I was exposed to. My dad gave me some Tolkein, Heinlein and Bradbury pretty early on. From Science Fiction and Fantasy the leap to horror was a fairly smooth transition. Monsters and mystery and nightmare fodder oh my! I remember buying Pet Sematary in the Crown Bookseller at the Northridge Mall with my allowance money. That was the first one for me. The image of the cat on the cover looked exactly like my cat Taffy at home. I read the description on the back and it sounded spooky cool. I liked it, so I continued reading his books whenever I could. I moved on to Christine, Night Shift, Cycle of the Werewolf, The Shining and Carrie. My favorite at the time was The Talismanthat King wrote with Peter Straub. It changed everything for me. The way it blended horror with fantasy was unlike anything else I knew existed before.

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My approach to horror isn’t completely defined as of yet. I’ll have a bad dream or a flash of an idea that swells below my skin, dying to turn into a story. I don’t subscribe to the philosophy of “write what you know”. I don’t have any experience being hunted by demonic squirrels or transported physically inside the pages of a book. I don’t think Ian Flemming had many personal adventures as a super spy with a license to kill. Tolkein wasn’t a Hobbit. That had no bearing on whether the stories they wrote were believable or not. Harlan Ellison said, “Write what you want to read.” When I first heard that, the world opened up. I spent so much time as a songwriter attempting to compose sounds that I wanted to hear. It didn’t take Vulcan logic for me to transfer that same concept to the prose I write.

Vampires, Zombies and Ghosts can be extremely terrifying in the right story when written well. However, the majority of what frightens me, and what I tend to write, comes from a more skewed view of the world. Looking at objects and every day concepts we unconsciously rely on as they behave in ways far removed from how they are supposed to. Take squirrels for example. If having read my book you’ll never see them the same way again, then I’ll have been successful.

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None of this explains George Hamilton.

6.  Was King an influence on your work? Who else within the horror genre do you respect and count as major influences and inspirations for your work?

I picked up a Stephen King novel for the first time in years only recently. When writing became something I focused on seriously, I hadn’t read one of his books in years. While I can’t say he was a conscious influence, his books affected me so much during my formative years that he is in there for sure. I learned a lot by reading his book with a writer’s eye, rather than as a passive audience. I can only hope that some of what entered into my mind will escape on to the pages of my future work. There’s definitely a reason he is such a huge success. What an amazing storyteller.

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Because, like, no.

Some of my major influences haven’t been as publicly successful. John Ajvide Lindquist is one of the best authors out there these days. Every time I hear that a new work of his is being translated into English, I can hardly contain myself.

I’ve read every book by Michael Marshall Smith at least twice. The way his plotlines unfold continually surprises and inspires me. There is one particular scene in his book “The Straw Men” that I re-read over and over. It’s a gunfight in a fast food restaurant that turns my knuckles white even though I know exactly what’s coming next. He isn’t what I would describe as a “horror” author though. He is more thriller and science fiction. I can’t recommend him enough.

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He’s suave, though. I’ll give him that.

Mark Z. Danielewski is perhaps one of the writers changing the world of books and electronic publishing as we know it. His book “House of Leaves” changed my life. I currently have three copies of it in the house now, not including the ebook version I have on my son’s iPad. His work can be frustrating at times and even somewhat pretentious, but it’s always challenging and beautiful.

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Google told me that the House of Leaves guy (this dude in the hat) is Poe’s brother.

One of the greatest living wordsmiths in my opinion is Harlan Ellison. “Deathbird Stories” is a must read for any fan of horror and science fiction. Not only does he write incredible books, his episodes of Star Trek and the Twilight Zone are legendary.

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No, not that Poe.

The same can be said for Richard Matheson. “I Am Legend, “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet”, “The Box”, “Duel”, “What Dreams May Come”…His bibliography of incredibleness goes on and on. Every time I open one of his stories I am instantly transported into other worlds that are sometimes terrifying, often beautiful beyond belief, but always wonderful.

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This Poe.

Because they can’t go without some brief mention, I am humbled and driven by incredibleimaginationsof Mary Shelley, Bram Stoker, H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allen Poe, Neil Gaiman and of course Clive Barker. I could go on, but the list is way too long.

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Whatever happened to Poe? Maybe I’ll use my new (stolen) Google Glass and find out!

7.  I write about vampires, and Time Zombies, and yetis. For you, your muse seems to be the squirrel. Where did the ‘squirrel-thulian mythos’ originate? Did you think you might be nuts when suddenly squirrels began haunting your dreams and your chapters?

The squirrelpocalypse is coming. Mark my words!

I find it so funny how many people ask me, “Why do you hate squirrels so much?” That entire part of tK2e came to me spur of the moment. I was searching for a small, somewhat harmless and commonplace animal that people typically take for granted. My goal was to create an underlying sense of discomfort with reality in the world of the story. Snakes, spiders, vampires and werewolves are scary in their own right. They provoke instant, primal images of fear and raise the hackles on the backs of our necks based on developed historical associations. While the common squirrel might be a nuisance, it’s not an animal that the majority of people are terrified of.  

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Oh wait, that’s Sheena Easton. This must be when she was going to the prom with Prince.

The moment I landed on using the squirrel for my “beast” turns out to be relatively prosaic. I was working on an early scene in the book and a squirrel stood on the wall outside my studio window. That was it. I thought to myself, “What would this animal have to do to make me ruin my pants right now?” The rest is history.

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I’m not sure I’m using these things right… *turn the knob here… Awe, Wendy and Lisa. That’s right, Prince and Sheena Easton adopted them.

8.  I had a buddy call me one night when I lived in LA, he ran a bar that was rented out for a private party and he related to me the following: Melissa Ethridge, Steven Spielberg, Mike Meyers, and Slash all have their chairs pulled into a circle and they’re just hanging out and talking at this birthday party.

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Wait…

It’s a conversation that I’ve imagined more than once in my head.

What’s the best famous people story that you can relate to us? (and not get either one of us sued, cause I don’t need another lawsuit like that time I bagged on the Sham-Wow guy)

During my time in L.A., I was fortunate enough to meet quite a few of my musical heroes. Some I played with, some I was introduced to backstage at shows and others I made a blubbering mess of myself in front of. In a few unfortunate situations, all three occurred at the same time.

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This always happens when I research. Every. Damn. Time.

When my boys were little they shared an indoor playground late one night with Don Cheadle’s kids. Calista Flockheart used to bring her son to the same park we went to and I struck up a few conversations with her. I went to high school with one guy who went on to become a relatively popular actor in a television show named after a famous L.A. neighborhood and its zip code. There’s a picture in my yearbook where I’m dropping him headfirst into a trashcan with help from another fellow classmate who now plays drums for a former Beatle.

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What the …? I had no idea Kylie Minogue was a GoBot.

I won’t go into any of the drug and alcohol fueled or “spicy” events. Like you say, I’d prefer not to run afoul of the law. Most of my stories are pretty tame. No trashing hotel rooms or shark related Zeppelin-esque tales of debauchery.

For any Elliott Smith fans, I spent a very nice coffee break with himthat I wrote about on my old blog.  You can see the full story at: everythinghappenstomeshuh.blogspot.com/2010/04/one-of-my-favorite-hours.html

 

9.  What’s the perfect balance of family life and retreating into your writing cave? Writers oftentimes (like, me) have issues balancing family, work, and writing – so how about you?

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Back on track here! Oh … this works. Cause Alex writes scary stuff.

If there is such a thing as a perfect balance, I haven’t found it yet. I don’t have a writing cave anymore either. I put my laptop here on the dining room table and try to block out the world. It’s a double edged sword, but I don’t have a job. That’s good for my writing because it gives me time when the kids are at school and my wife’s at work. I have to do the majority of my typing left handed due to my receding coordination, so I struggle along at a snail’s pace. I’m taking some time attempting to learn how to use Dragon though. Hopefully that’ll help.

10.  Is Lovecraft too much a part of pop-culture nowadays and is he getting played out? We do live in a world where Cthulhu-plushies exist, after all.

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Where’s the off-switch for Google!

I could ask the same question about vampires, werewolves and zombies. We live in a culture of numbness. We’ve been exposed to it all. Vampires aren’t the stuff of nightmares anymore. They sparkle and have dreamy eyes. Werewolves are buffed out surf wear models. We even find ways to cute-up a reanimated corpse to tantalize the tween audiences.

An enormous portion of the genre is fighting really hard to capture the attention spans of young girls. And why not? After all, they spend the lion share of dollars on entertainment. Face it, full bore heavy metal has never sold as many records as pop music. It never will. When it becomes watered down and made “safe”, then it can explode into pop culture.

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I guess Winger broke up, huh?

Humans aren’t as afraid of the dark as we used to be. Electricity and three hundred channels broadcasting twenty-four-seven. The interwebbuilds walls between us and the realities of horror occurring on the other side of the real world, or as close to home as next door. We’re numb. That’s why Cthulhu-plushies and sparkly boyfriend/bloodsuckers are so mainstream. If we embrace the nightmares tightly enough, they might just hug us back. 

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I hope Cinderella is still living the dream. The world is ready for Night Songs 2.

The argument can be made that most Twihards haven’t read “Dracula” or “I Am Legend”, let alone “The Necronimicon”. While I prefer the horror stories I read or see at the movies to be frightening, there is a large audience that prefers a more soap operatic approach to their monsters. And that’s okay.

Can’t say it doesn’t get under my skin though. ;?)

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Okay, I like where this Cinderella search is headed…

11.  What’s next for:

Alex Kimmell, Author?

Breathing. I expect quite a bit more creation of CO2. That’s the hope anyway. Oh, and writing stories that will hopefully creep people out as much about other things as tK2e apparently has for the squirrel population.

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Damn. Everybody ain’t able!

The Key to Everything? Sequels?Prequels? Movie deals?

I haven’t thought much about expanding on the tK2e storyline. Although a movie deal would be exciting of course. If anyone is interested in the rights, send me an email and we can tell our people to get their people to have brunch and discuss sending their people out for drinks to make plans for their interns to actually read the book, write an op ed in their college paper where it won’t be published so it gets posted on their blog that their Junior JuniorUnder Producer supervisor is unknowingly subscribed to themailing list for. The supervisor will recognize the title line “the Key to everything or Nuts and Vowels. Don’t Read That Yarned Book Dumbass ‘Cuz the Squirrels Be Crazy!”, have his assistant read the blog and will then schedule a round of brunches for the peons to start the whole thing over again. Eventually some bigshot might bring the book up in conversation at Spagos with an executive at a rival motion picture house who will say, “I think we’re talking to the author about the rights for that.” “Oh, really? We were thinking it might be the next Twilight franchise.” They’ll politely excuse themselves from the party, frantically hit the speed dial on their cell phones and I’ll be the next bidding war fodder for the Hollywood Reporter. Next stop…the Oscars!

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Someone, somewhere, is writing down that I’m searching fairytale characters and I’m pretty sure that is going to one day be used against me in a Very Special episode of LA Law.

New projects?

I’m currently working on a collection of short stories that will hopefully be out this year and novel No.2 is slowly gestating in the womb. I’ve been in discussions with a friend of mine to start work a multimedia piece as well. I really look forward to see what we come up with for that. Stay tuned kiddies!

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alexkimmell (the squirrel whisperer/twodoggarage/daddy not-so-much-bucks) is an accidental novelist, anti-rhyme-ologist, oxygen inhaler, carbon dioxide exhaler and the funniest man in his pants who often generates harmonious sounds with various instruments of different historical importance. his work has appeared on cool places around the www like Black Lantern Press, Front Row Lit, The Wordcount Podcast, and his debut novel “the Key to everything” was released by Booktrope Publishing in 2012. come and join the neurosis at alexkimmell.weebly.com

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I’ll wait for you. I’ll wait forever.

Billy Purgatory and the Curse of the Satanic Five is the second book in Jesse James Freeman’s Billy Purgatory series. He has been at war with dark forces (stuff like: cobras, lasers, yetis) his entire life. He enjoys Tweeting, scented candles, and waffles. He is hard at work on Billy Purgatory 3 and an epic poem entitled Witches vs Robots.

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11 Questions of Badassary w/ Belinda Frisch

Belinda Frisch is a writer you should know about, so I’m hosting her in 11 Questions of Badassary because that’s what this column is for.  It’s also for me to talk about drinking, and Yetis, and Alien Invasions, but today we’re mostly gonna talk about Belinda Frisch.  Isn’t it fun to do that?  Say it with me: Belinda Frissssssssssccccccchhhhhhhhhhh!

I just had a Sesame Street moment, not an Electric Company one – because Electric Company was kind of a Sesame Street knock-off, but it did have weird-too-animated Spider-Man so I can’t completely write it off.

Don’t get me started on Fraggle Rock though.

When these things rise up they are gonna go straight Sleestak on our asses!

Focus…

Zen…

Random Cat Meme…

As I was saying, Belinda Frisch is awesome and she writes scary books and I dig scary books like a fat kid tumbling around in an ice cream truck during an earthquake.

Author Belinda Frisch. It’s always the quiet ones you have to worry about when it comes to the scary-books.

Belinda Frisch’s fiction has appeared in Shroud Magazine, Dabblestone Horror, and Tales of Zombie War. She is an honorable mention winner in the Writer’s Digest 76th Annual Writing Competition and the author of DEAD SPELL, CRISIS HOSPITAL, TALES FROM THE WORLD, THE WARD, AND THE BEDSIDE and CURE, the first in the Strandville Zombie Series.

With all the stuff she’s writing it makes you wonder how she has any time left to write?

Her new book is called CURE (A Strandville Zombie Novel) and I was a little dissapointed to find out it had nothing to do with Robert Smith or black lipstick, but then I started reading it and I forgot all about All These Picture of Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

I just had a Cure moment…

Now, check this mad genius’ness’dom out:

The virus is spreading and must be contained. The center is going into lock-down. The group’s escape is threatened by a homicidal security guard and a raging storm. The town of Strandville is ground zero for the zombie apocalypse and Miranda must escape because the fate of humanity lies with her unborn child.

WTF, yes!  I had just died and gone to scary zombie-incubator-Heaven!

Focus on this book! Not the cats or the other Cure. Let it hypnotize, tantalize, let it seduce you!

So, if you dare and stuff, join me as we embark on another episode of 11 Questions of Badassary!

1.

You’ve written a lot of stuff, some of it is fancy like real world sounding stuff and there were quite a few short stories and working your way towards ‘the novel’ stuff.  Would you say that Dead Spell kinda started it all in regards to the author-road you’re on now?  What inspired you to come up with the story for Dead Spell and tell us a little bit about it?

Nothing says “Fun for the whole family!” like razor blades and blood drops.

 

Dead Spell was my “debut” novel. It was a painful first, in some respects, because the main character, Harmony, is homage to a troubled teen past that I didn’t put behind me until Dead Spell was out. The story is about two best friends who, after playing with a Ouija board, are haunted by a malevolent spirit. Harmony has a terrible home life and both she and her mother are plagued by mental illness. There’s a lot going on in her world and it’s hard for her to separate what’s real, supernatural, or imagined. Of course the story is really a putting together of pieces to find out the ghost’s identity. It’s geared toward older YA and like I said, it’s a first. That being said, people who identify with Harmony’s character have really loved it. It’s niche horror, for sure.

2.
I know more female authors that write horror than I do any other genre, which to me is completely badass, what do you think is the appeal to the scary for you?  I mean, is it a way of speaking about relevant issues in the world in an entertaining and exciting way, or are we all just a little screwed up in the head?

I’ll cop to being screwed up. There was a period in my life that was so unbelievably dark I can’t imagine a lot of people being where I was. Horror has always “thrilled” me. I watched scary movies as a kid, read scary books as a teen, and it’s still my favorite genre. I love how a good horror movie can have you running to your bed in the middle of the night afraid of what’s under it. The lingering effect is exhilarating.

Okay. Hmmmmm… I wonder what AJ Aalto’s excuse is then? Canada?


3.
Your new book is called Cure and the book description includes this little bit of happiness: “Nixon impregnates Miranda with a zombie fetus, but her imprisonment at the center is short-lived. A rescue team led by Scott, her estranged ex-husband, releases her and the infected on the unsuspecting hospital population.”  Can you give the world any insight into what special care is involved in raising a zombie fetus into being a well-adjusted and productive member of society?

Without too much of a spoiler, the fetuses in Cure don’t make it. I’ve given a lot of thought to the latter because the sequel in progress, Afterbirth, does feature some that do and there will definitely be some tricky feeding instructions with those little suckers. Thank goodness for pointy teeth!

Is there a “Don’t Kill Mommy” Baby Einstein Video?


4.
While we’re on the subject, crack an egg of knowledge on our asses about Cure and tell us how you came up with the idea and what it’s all about?

Here’s the official blurb:

Welcome to the Nixon Healing and Research Center, refuge for the indigent sick and playground for the maniacal Dr. Howard Nixon whose cancer research has him dabbling in the undead. His human-zombie breeding program is falling apart and only Miranda Penton can save it.

Miranda gave up her budding military career to marry a fellow soldier but when their first child is stillborn, it’s more tragedy than their new marriage can handle. One year later, following her painful divorce, Miranda accepts an unexpected job offer to join Nixon’s security team. Her recruitment is part of Nixon’s dark plan and she quickly becomes one of his captives.

Nixon impregnates Miranda with a zombie fetus, but her imprisonment at the center is short-lived. A rescue team led by Scott, her estranged ex-husband, releases her and the infected on the unsuspecting hospital population.

The virus is spreading and must be contained. The center is going into lock-down. The group’s escape is threatened by a homicidal security guard and a raging storm. The town of Strandville is ground zero for the zombie apocalypse and Miranda must escape because the fate of humanity lies with her unborn child.

The idea sprang from fifteen years in the medical field and a morbid curiosity about reproductive medicine. I wouldn’t have considered myself a sci-fi writer, but some are calling Cure a sci-fi/horror crossover which brings to mind the movie Splice.

Really? Cause it brings to mind this!

5.
Are zombies more fun to write than other monsters?  Do you get a lot of emails from the wolfman and draculas where they bitch, like “Why you gotta write about zombies all the time?  Why not work a wolfman into something?  Are you more of a cat person?”

I did get an email from Edward Cullen the other day. He was babbling on about me neglecting the vampire community, but he sparkles and so I hung up. If Lestat calls, I’ll consider it. Wolfman, last I’d heard, had his phone shut off for non-payment.

“Okay Belinda, but I still like watching you sleep.”

6.
What’s the scariest thing that’s ever happened to you in real life that freaked you out more than your books freak us out?

“Scary” is individual and honestly, I have no “And then my life flashed before my eyes” stories. The scariest thing that ever happened to me was when my son and I were in a car accident and the air bag temporarily blinded him. His face was burned and swollen and there’s nothing scarier to a mother than something bed happening to her child. He healed perfectly and we’ve moved on, but I was terrified.

7.
If you had a magic book that would explain anything to you that you don’t understand, what would you have it explain?  You can’t say The Kardashians.

Explain anything? I don’t think there’s a force in the universe that could answer for the Kardashians. Or Jersey Shore. As a writer, I’d love for this magic book to explain why some books succeed when so many great ones fail.

I Google’d ‘Kim Kardashian reading a book’, but sometimes you gotta go with better treasures.

8.
With the current nature of audiences being so advanced and having seen the same tropes presented over and over again, do you feel that it’s harder to scare people nowadays?  Who does it right and who’s still doing it wrong?

I’m not one for pointing fingers because “right” and “wrong” are as subjective as what is and isn’t “scary”. We all have different thoughts and fears, but Joe Schreiber is one of my favorite horror writers. Eat the Dark also takes place in a hospital and Joe hails from a background in medicine as well. It’s no surprise that I enjoy his work.

9.
What movies scare you?  I had to turn off John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness as a kid because I was watching it in the middle of the night and I was like ‘Oh fuck this Alice Cooper shit’


The original Exorcist is one of the few movies that actually scares  me. I think modern horror movies have gone too slasher-gory to be scary. The gross-out and shock factors mixed with heaping helpings of sex ruin the scare. The Hostel series and Saw movies are the biggest offenders. I might be desensitized.

10.
Is Cure gonna be a series and is that what the whole Afterbirth project is about?  How are you gonna take the ‘Awe Hellz Nah’ to the next level?

Cure is the first in the Strandville Zombie Series. It stands-alone as an escape horror novel, but I think leads nicely into Afterbirth, its sequel. Cure is pre-apocalyptic and while I might have gone too far with it, Afterbirth will go even farther. For some reason, Cure’s unsettled some people (in a good way) with the infant experimentation.  Afterbirth takes place in post-apocalyptic Strandville where the hybrids are more important than ever to humanity’s survival. The remaining characters from Cure will be facing old enemies and new grudges and will be more desperate and cut-throat than ever with the town gone savage.

Hopefully this off-sets all the fetus-experimenting and zombie Fisher-Price we just talked about above. Weebles Wobble everybody, we’re gonna make it through the zombie apocalypse.

11.
You find yourself in a park just outside the city where you are spending the afternoon communing with nature and contemplating the green of the grass and the blue of the sky.  You consider that perhaps you have fallen into some strange mirror universe where the squirrels are plotting against mankind and you are the only person who might be able to talk some sense into them before their evil plan unfurls.  Would you use diplomacy and talk reason or is it open season on the squirrel cabal?

I’m afraid the z-poc side of me says that logic and reason doesn’t work with extremist squirrels or zombies. Hand me the shotgun and get out of the way. It’s open season.


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Billy Purgatory is Jesse James Freeman’s first novel. He’s also studied psychology and film and scripted comics. When he’s not writing books, Jesse James trains falcons to kill Leprechaun Robots, and will continue to do so until the world is relatively safe.

Jesse James recently contributed 4 essays to the book Write for the Fight: A Collection of Seasonal Essays, co-authored by Tess Hardwick (Riversong) and Tracey Hansen. All author proceeds will be donated to charities engaged in the fight against breast cancer.

Jesse James is currently working on Billy Purgatory and the Curse of the Satanic Five, MythCop, Vehemently Jones, Blood-Love, R. Cane, and Witches vs Robots.

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